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Poke-Crusaders

June 12th, 2010, 11:00 pm

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Author's Comments:

Reply Namm_killazilla, June 12th, 2010, 9:12 am

IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS! HALLELUJAH!

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User's Comments:

Reply Crusty_Kris, June 12th, 2010, 1:33 pm

...
no! we are descended from Aipoms and Slakings!

Reply Namm_killazilla, June 12th, 2010, 2:41 pm

Aipoms?! Slakings! This one is a heathen! We must burn him at the stake for his false beliefs!

Reply Adriafox222, June 12th, 2010, 11:29 pm

I don't believe in Arceus. And DeliClause is just your parents waking up at 2:00 in the morning to set presents under your tree.

Reply Cresent Night, June 13th, 2010, 12:59 am

*f a pokemon were a god in their world, it'd be the pokemon wearing clothes and living in houses while the people live in the wild and used for battles.

Pikachu be the trainer while Ash the pocket monster.

Reply supercomputer276, June 13th, 2010, 1:10 am

I SUPPORT MEW

Reply Guest, June 13th, 2010, 6:15 am

Yus, Mew. But he's like, Jesus now. Or most likely Mary. Mewtwo would be evil Jesus.

Reply StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777, June 13th, 2010, 7:53 am

I have a question regarding this: if arceus is the god of pokemon and all that crap, why the hell can he be caught. I mean, shouldn't it be inpossible to do that. Are you seriously telling me 10+ year olds can capture the god of their world and use him at their bidding?

Reply Cresent Night, June 13th, 2010, 8:14 am

Apparently you can if the game industry allowed you to capture a God pokemon.

Reply Namm_killazilla, June 13th, 2010, 8:42 am

If they can do it there, they could probably catch one here, too.

Reply Maowe, June 13th, 2010, 8:51 am

believe in the pokegod,mew is jesus,deliclaus is real and we did not grow from aipoms and slakings!

Reply Chidorisengan, June 13th, 2010, 9:23 am

I see catching Arceus as more of him being impressed so much by your skill he WILLINGLY goes with you.
Also, DeliClaus is fake. It sucks so much that it just repeatedly faints on the way to your house, so your parents get presents for you instead.

Reply locoroco1, June 13th, 2010, 10:27 am

In all due respect, Arceus can't be a god because no god can exist. Arceus doesn't have any godlike power. All he does is change elements when you have him hold some magic plat that somehow ends up in a park you can only go into if you have a clefairy.

Reply Cresent Night, June 13th, 2010, 10:52 am

In reality you may be correct locoroco1, but in this fictional world it does exist. It's like saying a pikachu can't be a pokemon because they're not real; but in the fictional realm pikachu is a pokemon =/

I don't think Arceus is even a "he" since it's genderless.

Besides, it was said Arceus created all the people, pokemon and dimensions, including the three that control time, space and dimension, so that has to mean it has some Godly abilities, if even only restricted through creation and balance.

Reason why it can be captured is because it's only a game and not to be taken seriously or in context.

Reply pat15, June 13th, 2010, 11:45 am

So what's next? The Easter Buneary? That's the only thing that's been coming to mind when i see the mix of religion and pokemon

Reply Harrow, June 13th, 2010, 2:12 pm

^Then I demand the ability to use Ember.

Reply Atomic dragon, June 13th, 2010, 2:36 pm

Who cares.
@Harrow: I too demand that ability.

Reply Maowe, June 13th, 2010, 3:32 pm

since when did this become a poke biblical chat?
But still arceus is god of pokemon,i just don't like they ruined pokemon now that they make it able to catch the god of the pokemon....

Reply Dalek555, June 14th, 2010, 8:51 am

I'm not sure about Japan, but in the U.S., you can't CATCH Arceus (or get to him, for that matter) without the strange holy device: the Action Replay. And in the movie event you didn't catch him, the higher gods known as Nintendo forced him to go with you.

Reply locoroco1, June 25th, 2010, 12:02 am

If Arceus is the god of pokemon, how come they have other pokemon that control time and space? As a god, he would have to have absolute power in order to maintain god status. Otherwise, he would become a lesser god, and therefore it would make sense to be able to catch him, but would flaw all pokemon knowledge.

Reply supercomputer276, July 3rd, 2010, 8:23 pm

Supposedly, Arceus went to sleep after creating the world. After all, building an entire universe has got to be exhausting.

Reply giovanni (Guest), July 9th, 2010, 12:19 pm

to follow @supercomputer276,
in the bible, the head god did exacly that

created the world and then went to sleep

then mew/jesus came....

Reply HeartlessMasterZach, February 24th, 2011, 1:47 pm

We descended from aipoms and ambipoms but believe that a god will one day smite us for our beliefs

Reply .:Wingx:., May 12th, 2011, 4:09 pm

There's also another form of Pokemon atheism. There was this guy that drew all of the Pokemon, and when he found Unown, he wished that all his drawings would come to life.
Ever wonder why they're shaped like letters?
>:D

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